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March 17, 2004
A Full Pint
When I order a pint of beer, I want a full pint. I don't want a 14 ounce glass masquerading as a pint. If you've got it, I'd rather a 20 ounce pint.
But when I order a pint at Capitol City, and you bring me a beer with an inch and a half of foam on the top, I'm going to send it back. Again, and again.
And when I get the manager over, I don't want her accusing me and the two others of drinking from the glass to make our point.
And I really don't want to hear that "stouts are more carbonated" than other beers. Don't try to bullshit me.
I want to hear what she finally offered: a round on the house. I'd have settled for a top up.
Oh, and one more thing: When I order a shepherd's pie, I want a shepherd's pie. I do not want an Irish lamb stew. No matter how good it is.
Posted by Samer at March 17, 2004 11:53 PM
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