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May 14, 2004
Directions
I went to a BBQ joint this evening for some fine pulled pork. I got messy as all hell, covered in sauce. To the rescue comes the moist towelette. Or, as the packaging says, in three places, it is a "MOIST TOWELETTE". Huh, it actually looks better in all caps.
But, the thing that bugs me about the MOIST TOWELETTE is not the caps. Nor is it the thanks they give for my patronage (how does one patronize a MOIST TOWELETTE anyway?), or the reason to use the MOIST TOWELETTE, nor even the "pleasing lemon scented lotion".
What gets my ire is that they have to put directions on it. I quote: "Tear open packet, unfold MOIST TOWELETTE and use." Really. Honest, that's what it says. I mean, if I need those sorts of instructions, I could probably use some help in figuring out how to use a MOIST TOWELETTE to begin with.
Posted by Samer at May 14, 2004 08:25 PM
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